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Real name: Helena
Member Since: August 20, 2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I write to understand. That's why I write so queer stories :) - they answer my question.

All of my fanfiction can be found on fanfiction.net, where I post under the same nickname.

I am Czech. English is my favourite foreign language. I stress foreign, that means that there are going to be mistakes in my stories, in spelling, vocabulary and sometimes late in the night I make up new words because I'm too lazy to get a dictionary. I appreciate being corrected; I hate mistakes, especially since they can be mended. Forgive me for writing British English in an American fandom; I don't know all the differences and particularities and I prefer using a worse-fitting tool correctly to completely misusing a perfectly-fitting tool.

I like riddles and hinting in stories. I don't mind explaining. I'm almost never serious.

I have a terrible temper and you really don't want to know me. After seeing how this bio looks, I admit I write too much! ;)


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Favorite Stories
Wise Men Run by Aireyail Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [ - ]
Summary: After Gretchen and Bagwell sell Scylla, Bagwell has gotten what he's always wanted-freedom and Michael. Can he finally settle down now and rest, or is that too much to hope for? A visit to his aunt in Manhattan Island might be the break he's always wanted or the nightmare he cannot escape.
Michael knows he's in trouble when he wakes up in an odd room to one, Theodore Bagwell. Trying to make nice with T-Bag is not one of Michael's finer points. Can he flee Bagwell and his domineering Mafia Family? In the end, will he even want to?
Categories: Post-Escape, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gretchen Morgan, Michael Scofield, Original Character(s), Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship, General, PWP/Smut, Romance
Pairing: Michael and T-Bag
Warnings: Darkfic, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Kink, Original Characters, Rape, Sexual Situations, Slash, Work In Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9097 Read Count: 6672
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2008 Updated: October 12, 2009
Summary: This is a special tribute to Froggy: a series relating a possible version of T-bag and Abruzzi's future. After all, what could two murderers do to screw the world in a perfectly accomplished way?
Categories: Post-Escape
Characters: John Abruzzi, Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Crackfic, Family
Pairing: None
Warnings: Racism, Sexual Situations, Slash, Underage Sex, Work In Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1191 Read Count: 1056
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2009 Updated: April 06, 2009
JB's Seven by Lou Rated: R [ - ]
Summary: The other half of 'Teddy's Seven', and prequel to my two other fics, 'Cell Sixteen' and 'New to the Neighbourhood'. Maytag's life before he met T-bag.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Drabbles
Characters: Maytag, Original Character(s)
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance, Tragedy
Pairing: None
Warnings: Drabble, Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Original Characters, Sexual Situations
Series: T-bag/Maytag
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2275 Read Count: 4899
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
Teddy's Seven by Lou Rated: R [ - ]
Summary: Part of my 'T-bag/Maytag' series, T-bag's formative years in a series of drabbles/memories, before he ended up in Prison and meeting Maytag (but not in any way chronological).
Categories: Alternate Universe, Drabbles
Characters: Jimmy Bagwell, Original Character(s), Other, Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Romance
Pairing: None
Warnings: Darkfic, Drabble, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Incest, Kink, Original Characters, Rape, Sexual Situations, Slash, Underage Sex
Series: T-bag/Maytag
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2677 Read Count: 4782
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2008 Updated: December 15, 2008
New Friends by Lou Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: CHAPTER 15 UP NOW :D
T-bag picks up two young runaways on the road. They have more in common with him than he might think, but will he wait to find out? or will he give in to his own, more primal urges?
Set (and begun writing) after series one, before series two... my take on what I wanted to happen.
A fic I gave up on about a year ago and have only just come back to. Come back, T-bag fans! Where did y'all go??
Categories: Post-Escape, Alternate Universe
Characters: Maytag, Original Character(s), Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, General, PWP/Smut, Romance, Tragedy
Pairing: None
Warnings: Character Death, Darkfic, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Kink, Original Characters, Sexual Situations, Slash, Work In Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9235 Read Count: 14675
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2006 Updated: December 15, 2008
Comments: Crazy meets crazier and prettier ;)
New to the Neighborhood by Lou Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: :::::::CHAPTER 31 UP NOW!:::::::
Sara and Michael are living peacefully on a quiet suburban street, when an unconventional couple move in next door... embarrassment ensues
Completely AU, light hearted fic featuring a couple I never thought I'd write alongside my very favourite pairing :) MiSa + T-bag/Maytag
...sorry if it's a bit creepy, that's just my thang ;) ALSO with T-bag as one of my main characters some of it is a bit nasty and violent. If you don't like that, don't read, I don't want to upset anyone!
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jimmy Bagwell, LJ Burrows, Maytag, Michael Scofield, Sara Tancredi, Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, PWP/Smut, Romance
Pairing: Michael and Sara
Warnings: Drugs/Drug Use, Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Kink, Sexual Situations, Slash, Work In Progress
Series: T-bag/Maytag
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29880 Read Count: 33485
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2008 Updated: November 17, 2008
Comments: h
Fraternization Not Included by froggy Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [ - ]
Summary: Sequel to An Invitation to Celibacy. The Faggot Five decide to accept Sucre's invitation and go to visit him. Can it result in anything but embarrassment for Sucre? Not very likely. As always, AU after the season 1 finale.
Categories: Post-Escape, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Pairing: None
Warnings: Incest, Sexual Situations, Slash, Spoilers S1
Series: The Pornish Adventures of Tabruzzi
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15376 Read Count: 8216
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2008 Updated: November 17, 2008
Comments: :)
The Prison Break Chatroom by JND Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [ - ]
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Imagine by froggy Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: A series of imagined moments to fuel fantasies.
Categories: Drabbles
Characters: C-Note, Fernando Sucre, John Abruzzi, Lincoln Burrows, Michael Scofield, Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell, Tweener
Genres: PWP/Smut, Romance
Pairing: None
Warnings: Drabble, Incest, Kink, Sexual Situations, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 467 Read Count: 967
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2006 Updated: August 05, 2006
Comments: a fine list
Hellmouth by xadie Rated: NC-17 [ - ]
Summary: This is the story of a twisted little romance, played out between my two favourites, T-Bag and Maytag. This may not be your kind of thing if you like Psycho!T-Bag, but I've tried to keep him pretty real. Warnings later for slash, violence, non-consensual sex and swearing. Boys will be boys. Potential spoilers up until S1Ep16: 'Brother's Keeper'
*Chapter 10: 'Nightmares' now up!*
"Betsy-Mae had loved him as best she could right until the end. Wasn’t much love in the girl to start with, she was cold in the middle like Baked Alaska, but what little there was she’d dumped on him."
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Maytag, Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Genres: Angst, Romance
Pairing: None
Warnings: Extreme Language, Graphic Violence, Kink, Necrophilia, Racism, Rape, Sexual Situations, Slash, Underage Sex, Work In Progress
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6085 Read Count: 9650
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2006 Updated: June 17, 2006